I just punched a wall. Yeah, there is a dent. I am PISSED at english teacher today. To PISS her off, even though I doubt she'll read this, I'm going to use words she hates. PISS. That's a GOOD place to start. She is a BAD teacher. I'm going to use lots of slang, (which I'm sure would make Tyrone very HAPPY) because she yelled at us today for usin' SLANG. So, I'm gonna make a list of thing that I am VERY PISSED about.
1. SHE IS WEIRD! If I haven't convinced you, her favorite shows are Phineas and Ferb and My Little pony.
2. SHE GIVES YOU THE GRADE SHE FEELS LIKE GIVING YOU. If she hates you, sorry, you have a D. She claims that the grades you get in your freshman and senior years make no difference in college acceptance. Coincidentally, those happen to be the two grades she teaches.
3. SHE GIVES US SOOO MUCH HOMEWORK! If grades don't matter, why don't you just fail us and let us eat chips for an hour? My stress level would decrease by 100%.
4. SHE TREATS HER TEACHER'S AIDE LIKE A SPOUSE. This is probably the most disturbing. This poor guy. She calls him "honey" and I've seen her spank him once or twice. Who in their right mind would ever sign up for that job?
I'd like to introduce a new term. It's AITF. Short for ASS IN THE FACE. Everywhere I turn, some teacher's ass is in my face. It's awful. It always happens to be, well, a king-size teacher, (Biology, Math, and English) which makes it more disturbing. AITF has many useful uses. If someone's ass is in yo face, first of all. Another use is for when someone, a teacher in particular, is treating you like $h!t. It's like they're sticking their ass in your face, just to PISS you off. Other uses may include being blown off, being directly insulted, or judged. Let me know who's AITF'd you today, in the comments, or on Twitter, @jacksondahlia11 #AITF.
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